Adelaide to Melbourne to Sydney

So we arrived in adelaide and it was freezing!! we met a fruit at the airport called robert he was drunk as and got searched twice comming through customs it was hilarious!!! he had his bag searched and he was given the third degree! anyway we got in a taxi and went to a sweet hostel 'cannon street' we arrived there at about 7am so we went straight to bed. we got up later and went shopping for new clothes as we only had summer stuff and it was the middle of fucking winter there!!! we went home and cooked dinner and chilled out in the tv room where we met tom (tomcat) james (oh how he became bitter) robert was there (guy from the airport). we chatted and then all decided to go ice skating the next day which was sweet! so we went ice skating and to the pub and then we went back to the tv room! where we spoke to hot richard (looked like ahsley cole) and some of his cronies we went for a smoke and then went out down to the bar and met another james and his mate graham! we got drunk and i eyed up the barman , ozzie guy called shar, and then we went to pj obriens it was ok we just got smashed and then went home! then the next night me and anns had a smoke adn went into the bar where we got arttacked by the barman 'shar' it was a joke i was so paranoid i could have pucnhed the fucker GET OUT!!! i wouldnt kiss him so followed us and called us bitches!!! that was pretty much it for adelaide oh apart from we rode the free bus with james and went to the market. oh we also met allan who was a right laugh i swear he was gay! he was just like our dad 'dont buy that ure wasting money' and 'have a shower before u go to bed co ure towel will be wet in the morning otherwise'!! JOKES!!! we left adelaide and got on the oz bus and met canadian matt (james came with us too) we went through the grampian mountains saw some kangeroos and drove along great ocean road did some fucking TREKS! it was jokes ! we then arrived in melbourne and got to our hostel we stayed in a dorm with canadian matt and james and 3 ozzie guys the guys came and went after the ozzie guys there was kurtis who stunk the fucking bathroom out! then paddy and jon arrived. one thing on each about each of them jon appeared naked out of the bathroom on his first night pissed paro!! and wen paddy woke up after a night out he announced 'why are pirates called pirates ? because they arrrrrrrr' hahahahaha in melbourne we went to the museum i got my nose piereced we watched a football game and made some good mates. candaian matt did jump in my bed twice but it was nothing like that!!!!! and james was bitter cos annika wouldnt give him none!!! hhahahahahaha we tried to get back on the oz bus but it was canceled so we got a refund and got a 12 hour bus to sydney! it was well funny we just snacked and slept and fucked around the whole time. we met mary and jesus on the bus, the reason he was called jesus is because he walked in on some hippy women who was goin for a piss in the mens disabled toilet and shouted 'its mens jesus' in an oz acent!!! hahahahah and his wife was lovely ( well she kept a secret, i put dug rug on the women in front of us's head and mary saw!!!) so we called her mary!!! we arrived in sydeny to another nice hostel. we went to the aqarium and to darling harbour and up the skytower on the first day and then we hired pushbikes (GAYNESS) and we cycled round sydney, to the opera house across harbour bridge and to eastern sydney to 'luna park' the dodgiest theme park goin!! we went on a ride called the mad mouse and it fucking de-railed i swear!!!! we then went out for a few drinks last night and annika ended up trying on draco malfoys hair band (this guy looks so much like draco malfoy we had to ask him if it was him!!) we then went to bed to sleep but we got none! this fucking irish fuck snored so loudly it was worse than kurtis's (from melbourne) he fucking yelled out every 5 mins aswell!!!!!!!!! we put ear plugs in and all and it still didnt block the fucker out! i tell you if he snores tonight he will get wacked with my fist (last night i wacked him on the foot with my mug hahahaha)cos we leave for byron bay at 6:30am!!!!!!!!!!!! oh well if u do reead this please leave a comment cos i wont bother writting it no more if no-one reads it!!!!! EH GET OUT